Storks, Babies, and YOU

The dangerous truth revealed!

Prepare for an assault on the funny bone and the gag reflex as I risk friendships and career to expose what they don’t tell you about babies.


This is it! The screenplay that will change your baby-making life!

Sometimes that stork looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a stork is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.” – Parody of Jaws (1975).

Visit the website of my good friend, Luther T. for more information about the stork menace.

And check out this Twitter account which proves beyond a doubt that there’s something afoot when it comes to storks, babies, and you!

This page is part of a transmedia project. Go here for the actual truth.